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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

If you died, it would be like my bones had been removed. No one would know why, but I would collapse.

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

yougottahaveseoul:

whoreshiip:

Someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like “Ma’am watch out, this is a DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER”

when a security guard walked up to him to ask what he was doing the kid told him to stand back he was just doing his job

yougottahaveseoul:

whoreshiip:

Someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like “Ma’am watch out, this is a DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER”

when a security guard walked up to him to ask what he was doing the kid told him to stand back he was just doing his job

jl7299:

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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Can we just remember that the animators drew snow white frame by frame.

Someone drew that intentionally.

Closeness has nothing to do with distance.
OCC (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
"If you believe Women and Men are equal, you are a Feminist."

iwillfuckingkillyou12:

aconservativehero:

iwillfuckingkillyou12:

Or, you could be a Egalitarian/Humanist?

Or you could be a good person?

That works too.

tastefullyoffensive:

Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]

Do you think that the phrase 'truscum' was coined by people who wanted to be so unique that they couldn't even be explained by science?
Anonymous

dontneedfeminism:

I think it was coined by people desperately trying to get “oppression points” so they can fit in on tumblr.

As far as I’m concerned, if anyone asks to be called by a pronoun that is not:
He/him
She/her
They/them
Xe/xim/xer (kinda iffy about these ones honestly, but most people I’ve seen talking about them have seemed fairly levelheaded so I’ll go with it)

They are entirely illegitimate and shouldn’t be taken seriously at all.

chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/